pitcher's getting nervous, very, very nervous
ok so i am leaving now for my surgery. i am a little more nervous now that i was this morning. aparantly i blog when i am nervous. hmm. i want you all to share in my apprehension and be happy that it is not you going UNDER THE KNIFE.
honestly i am more nervous about the anesthetics (am i spelling that right?) than the surgery. what if i start yammering on about otters or sea lions or some such nonsense - how embarrassing. Or what if i start gagging while i am passed out - you guys know my gagging problem. sometimes i brush my teeth and vomit. And i have a small mouth - how are they gonna even get back there!? what if they hurt/break my jaw?
Additionally, I don't think i have filled a medical prescription in my adult life - ever - and definately not since i have lived in Arkansas (three years!) Do you think that is going to be a problem if i have to pick up some prescription? Do you think my Mommy can pick it up for me? Oh.. wait....
If I die, I love you all (insert tragic fainting scene HERE!). ;)
laugh all you want; it's my surgery and i will be a drama queen if i want to.
honestly i am more nervous about the anesthetics (am i spelling that right?) than the surgery. what if i start yammering on about otters or sea lions or some such nonsense - how embarrassing. Or what if i start gagging while i am passed out - you guys know my gagging problem. sometimes i brush my teeth and vomit. And i have a small mouth - how are they gonna even get back there!? what if they hurt/break my jaw?
Additionally, I don't think i have filled a medical prescription in my adult life - ever - and definately not since i have lived in Arkansas (three years!) Do you think that is going to be a problem if i have to pick up some prescription? Do you think my Mommy can pick it up for me? Oh.. wait....
If I die, I love you all (insert tragic fainting scene HERE!). ;)
laugh all you want; it's my surgery and i will be a drama queen if i want to.
5 comments:
Best of luck, hope all goes well!
LOVED YOUR VOICEMAIL!
mmm, cotton.
you will be fine. have a swell weekend xoxo
I hope your surgery went well. I know sometimes the anesthesia can make people emotional when they wake up. My friend, who shall remain nameless, woke up and was crying and hysterical because she was afraid the dentist molested her or something while she was out. She cried until she got home and the painkillers kicked in and she fell asleep. She woke up mortified later!
Did you get one of those water squirter thingies to clean out the holes?
best of luck. if i can do it, you can too. and enjoy the pain killers!
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