pregnancy dreams

I've been meaning to post about some of the hilarious and strange and VIVID dreams that I've been having while pregnant. I've been trying to roll over and record them on my 'notes' app on my iPhone when I wake from the dream so please excuse the misspellings and weird punctuation. Squinting at a tiny screen at 5 a.m. and trying to tippy tappy out the dream on a teensy keyboard is not a great recipe for, um, grammatical correctness? (Also, for sane-ness.)

I'm not a huge dreamer but all the crazy hormones apparently bring out some subconscious ridiculousness.

Let's make fun:

This one was not long after a two-day work conference in Hot Springs, AR so I'm filing it in the work-related dream category:

Also, it was after a long drive to STL... hence the ghetto gas station?!?

This one is fun. A lot of suicide bombers I know LOVE ihop.
This one I had to edit a little b/c of some names BUT it's good to know that food has emotions, yes?!?
And THIS ONE is my favorite. WHO WANTS TO GO TO PONCHO CONGO? Hahahaha. AND WHO IS BONNIE?!
Welcome to my crazy.

21 weeks, 3 days